Couple of days ago I was on my beloved Beta Olive cruising back from Atworth garage after dropping my Toyota Avensis off for an mot and spotted these two half wits ****ing in the road so gave it full throttle and hit the pair of em just as foghorn leghorn was pulling his feathery pants back up did a quick Ueee and stuffed both into my luminous lollypop man's jacket.
When I got home they'd stopped wriggling and were fully brown bread. I spent the next 2 hours pheasant plucking and chowed down on the pair of them today,
I am Bear Grills and don't let me catch any of you ****ing in the road.
Nice one, they actually look like they've been fed, the ones near Ugbrooke have no meat on them, just whip the breast off and chuck the rest, 2 mins work max.
Yep Snaf I gotta say the breast meat was by far the best as the legs were like cardboard so next time it'll be off with the breast and bin the rest.
PBC aka Ellery Queen you forget I am now the proud owner of the worlds lightest motorcycle trailer enabling me to deposit my Avensis and ride like the wind.
